jobs i should never have

the following is a list of jobs i could/should never, ever have. ever.:

nail painter

window washer for really tall buildings

pilot, or any other job that requires me to know where i’m going

the kind of waitress that has to carry a lot of things on a tray

hair cutter

gladiator

taxidermist 

hot air balloon man

wood carver/totem pole maker

crash-test dummy

accountant

reptile catcher

juggler

braille writer/reader

characiture artist

…to name a few.

 

random photo comin’ atcha! circa, 2007. oh, Pez.

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4 Responses to this post.

  1. Posted by Brad on May 1, 2009 at 9:08 pm

    What about the kind of waitress who has to carry a lot of things on a tray AND wear roller skates?

  2. AHH!! NEVER!!

  3. I laugh out loud (or, as cool kids say it, “LOL”) at so many of your posts… seriously, we are kindred spirits.

  4. =) Thanks Anne.
    (I first accidentally typed “Anner” and that made me wish we were close friends so I could give you a nickname.)

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