the following is a list of jobs i could/should never, ever have. ever.:
nail painter
window washer for really tall buildings
pilot, or any other job that requires me to know where i’m going
the kind of waitress that has to carry a lot of things on a tray
hair cutter
gladiator
taxidermist
hot air balloon man
wood carver/totem pole maker
crash-test dummy
accountant
reptile catcher
juggler
braille writer/reader
characiture artist
…to name a few.
random photo comin’ atcha! circa, 2007. oh, Pez.
4 responses so far ↓
Brad // May 1, 2009 at 9:08 pm
What about the kind of waitress who has to carry a lot of things on a tray AND wear roller skates?
danny // May 1, 2009 at 9:39 pm
AHH!! NEVER!!
Anne // May 2, 2009 at 1:00 am
I laugh out loud (or, as cool kids say it, “LOL”) at so many of your posts… seriously, we are kindred spirits.
danny // May 2, 2009 at 7:50 am
=) Thanks Anne.
(I first accidentally typed “Anner” and that made me wish we were close friends so I could give you a nickname.)