woes…

alright, listen – this is going to be a woeful, pouting blog. so as you read, please attempt to feel sorry for me.

woe 1: remember the photo of the dog i want? the boston terrier that “someone” thinks has an odd shaped head? well… he turned out to be very expensive. and while we were deciding on whether to get him, regardless of price, we were informed that two purebred siamese cats have become available. not only that, they would be free, which is unheard of. the cats are brother and sister and they are beautiful! soo… for the past few days we have been corresponding with the breeder, via one of our close Thai friends. and GUESS WHAT!? we have been turned down by the breeder as unacceptable parents!! and why you may ask? because mister cat breeder says the cats won’t understand English! ya know, since cats are SO smart, and all. i’m so sad… i even had names picked out, too.

woe 2: so all of a sudden, “video commenting” is taking the facebook world by storm, and i have something to say about this… back in May, i posted a video comment on laura hamilton’s wall; which means i started the trend. and i think all (yes, ALL [except for jackie herb because she's beautiful and extremely dateable, which means if you're single and looking, look no further!!]), who video comment are LAME. and i was hashing a plan to “stick it” to all these commenters, but GUESS WHAT!? everytime i try and record a video message, an error pops up! every. freaking. time.

woe 3: there’s a song that i found back in March called, “Alto’s Lament,” and it was love at first listen. so as a performer of musical theatre, i claimed this song, in my mind and also to those around me at the time. well GUESS WHAT!? i, being the sharing person i am, happened to share this with someone from ccu. and then they shared it with people. and then jeff holmes posted it on facebook. and then brenda mentioned to concert choir that they should youtube this song. which means now this song is no longer mine.

i have no dog. i have no cat(s). i am unable to leave video comments on facebook. and my song has been stolen from me. what have i left? sigh… what. have. i. left.